Hey today i am a bit creative so i came up with some some random (yet somewhat weird) quotesi know it hasnt been one week since the last random quotes post but i feel smart today! well here you go!
Peanut butter is a form of defense. ( I changed my blog name to this!)
Buttered bread always makes me smile no matter what.
Whenever i see people play badminton i change into robot which is programmed to kill all humans.
Milk feel pain, so if you drink it you are eating it alive...
Living in my acoustic guitar is a hairy creature called a pigsie.
It was the cheer of the crowd that gave me heartache to sing...
It was a lie when they said "You won't feel a thing."
My dog is actually two horses in chicken suits...
Once i found a candy cane that revealved what the apocalypse was like. The apocalypse is that all candy will team up and will eat us on next halloween.. they'll eat us for eating them. (sheesh!)
Son: Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food daddy?
Dad: Maybe some cats don't like to eat mice.
Son: (sarcastic) Sure and maybe lemons grow on trees!
Dad: ..... Dang! I never thought about it that way son!
Son: I know.....
Well.. thats all i got so far.But leave comments on the quotes and passages and say if their weird of cool
PS Do lemons really grow on trees?
PSS regarding the first PS i looked it up on my math homework and it said that they dont grow on trees! That is one smart kid.